Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Knight Rider DWI

Jun 7, 2004
David Hasselhoff was arrested over the weekend on charges of driving while intoxicated, police said Monday.

I am not sure how Hasselhoff got pulled over. He drives KITT. KITT takes care of everything.

The Foundation's most important asset in achieving its goals of fighting crime and protecting the innocent is a top-secret super "car" known as the Knight Industries Two Thousand (KITT). In addition to being virtually indestructible, KITT possesses advanced artificial intelligence capable of accepting voice commands, as well as interacting with its operator and making decisions on its own. In fact, KITT's artificial intelligence is so advanced, that it has formed a kind of personality. This human characteristic has enabled KITT to gradually form a unique bond and partnership with Michael and the rest of the FLAG crew. Although his purpose is to fight criminals, KITT by nature is benevolent and compassionate. KITT is programmed in such a way that his top priority is to protect human life, and thus he does not utilize lethal force.

If KITT is so cool, how could he let Hasselhoff get pulled over for DWI?!