Thursday, July 15, 2004

That Slate Test

I took this test, and on the second try turned up blue. Thank god. I am too old too learn how to pick my teeth with a switchblade.  We live in New York, a glorious freedom-loving state that is blue as can be. This political fact bothers many of the religious neighbors, who associate blueness with hedonism and homosexulaity and europeans who canoodle with Palestenians.   The religious neighbors are upset that here, in New York, their votes in national elections are meanigless. That gets a thank god, too.