Monday, August 02, 2004

My (Cr)ass Post

I was driving home last Friday and I noticed it was time to buy some gas (forget starting a college fund for my kids). A block before I pulled in for my purchase, in the privacy of my own car, I released a puff of "wind" from my internals. The second that happened, the chorus to a famous Lynyrd Skynyrd song popped on the radio:

"Ooooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell"

Of course this led to hysterical laughter, which, in turn, led to more wind breaking. This loop went on for a block until I pulled in to buy gas.

I almost imploded.