Monday, February 28, 2005

Mazel Tov!

With gratitude to Hashem, creator of the world and ice cream, it pleases me very much to announce that...

...my car passed NY State inspection.

kiddush following services.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

The Pope-ster

The pope gets the flu again

I call his stuff.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Need Hockey....

Fun With Pictures



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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

How George W. Bush Picked A Running Mate

Things I Would Pay To See 2

Imagine:
cue, fade in. Startled police chief, in underwear. Lovely music comming from another part of the house. Like a radio left on. Underwear clad police chief stumbles for hand gun. During search for gun, other items picked up thought to be gun: hair dryer, brush, etc.

Action!

And, end scene.

Things I Would Pay To See

Its like watching a comedy sitcom in real life. Kinda like the opposite of reality-tv, no?

79 year old woman charged in cane attack

The Contender

This has bad ratings written all over it...

Pink and Green Pigeons

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch farmer has painted pigeons pink and green to ward off hungry birds of prey and it seems to have worked, a Dutch newspaper reported Wednesday.

"I'm crazy about the birds ... Naturally, birds of prey are going to eat pigeons, but preferably not here," the farmer told the Algemeen Dagblad newspaper.

He began painting the birds with environmentally friendly, water-based paint a year ago.

"The colors make the pigeons seem unsuitable as prey. The birds of prey simply don't recognize them anymore," he said.

In a related story...
There has been an increase in the Gay Pigeon population of Amsterdam.

How could he get sick?

Jackson sleeps in a chamber... he wears a face mask... he walks around with a freaking umbrella... HOW DID HE GET SICK?

MJ Gets The Flu

The scary, disturbing soap opera continues...

Friday, February 11, 2005

Unity is nice.


Bingo Night Moved to Mosque

Mom And Pops Dinner

There is this little place in the city (NYC) that I've got to tell you about. My wife and I always try to get there for lunch when we visit the city. Some people may think it is slimy or gross or Chassidish. We love it.

In the diamond district there is a place called Diamond Dairy Restaurant, located at 4 West 47th St. It is settled behind a bin of jewelry dealers, perched high above the room of various vendors, in the back of the venue. A stairwell on either side leads up (and, funny enough, down). There are tables and stools by the counter. The menu has a good lunch quality variety of items. A very hot ticket is chulent. Yep, you can get chulent for lunch there.

What is that my wife and I like about this place? There is one waitress there that is the best. Every time we go, we sit at the same table to be sure she is our waitress. When we sit down to order, lets say a soup, she asks: "How bout some crackers dear"? or a sandwich she says: "You need a pickle, hold on". The best is that when she notices, from across the room, that you plastic cup is running low on soda, she darts over and refills your cup from the can of coke sitting next to it.

This waitress is a real Mom from a Mom and Pops kind of place. I suggest it to anyone. Be sure you get a seat closer to the register where the 2 person tables are by the window. Hopefully you will get her and have a very pleasant lunch.

Oh yea, she always signs the bill with a smiley face too.

Stories From Our Childhood

I miss the classics...

Thursday, February 10, 2005

About the Droopy Pants Bill

Lawmakers where thinking of putting a 50 dollar fine on those that wear their pants to low exposing their underwear in a lude manner.

Have lawmakers ever been to the beach? Would they start passing fines to every person there? What if a male was wearing a bathing suit speedo on 7th avenue? Would they get a fine? What if it was hot out?

A Droopy Pants Article

Pope Goes Home

tee hee. it just makes me giggle that the AP used the word popemobile. teeheehehee.
Cured Pope Leaves Hospital

Ripping...RIPPING!! IT SAYS RIPPING!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Kim Jong il - President of N. Korea

This is Kim Jong il. The president of North Korea. He is also known as Gigantic Forehead No Hairline Guy. The second picture is after he got a bad perm

And here is his impersonation of Elvis:

Or Erik Estrada:

Prince Chalres To Marry Waterbuffalo In Drag

Please see posting over at dovbear.blogspot.com here.

Round of applauds




Here is a real role model.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Boozefest 05

Today is Rosh Chodesh. The last day of the month of Shvat. Tomorrow starts Adar I. Let the 2 months of drinking begin.

New Map Utitliy

Still in its beta stage, Google has come up with a new mapping utility. It displays roads very clearly. It looks very promising.

maps.google.com

Thanks to AriB for the tipoff.